in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that
how the fuck would you know that
because i know things
i read these to my dad and he literally fell off his chair laughing and is now purple in the face
what if i was cool
the seniors hired a mariachi band to follow our principal around today, and he got pretty into it
Mariachi bands make a lot of things just that much better.
I am infinitely pissed this wasn’t my senior prank.
SS: Droog, you dense motherfucker, Garfield is the shit!
when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog
plays anime opening at your birth and anime ending are your funeral