Land of Inconsistancies and Soft Babies
Land of Inconsistancies and Soft Babies
pansexual fun fact #1

mysticpotstickers:

pansexuals will steal your girl, your man, your non-binary romantic partner, your car, your bank account PIN number, and your cat.

God damn I was asleep for 11 hours.

Regarding the coconut crab post: One of my culinary arts teachers told me about them. Apparently they have one of the sweetest type of meat and are good food because they eat so much coconut. I used to be terrified of them because I used to hear stories (probably fake) about those crabs carrying off kids. Now I just want to see what they taste like. Don't you?

sixpenceee:

These guys?

I want to be like 2 continents away from them at all times. 

kaikane95:

When two of my favorite shows come together…I want this to happen.

Men in Black 3: Aliens

*boom*
mom: what was that?
me: my shirt fell
mom: it sounded a lot heavier than that...
me: i was in it

throh:

aaaaa42:

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he looks like off brand arin hanson. like store brand. this is like the walmart version of egoraptor.

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

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thanks

alicethedragonvalkyrie:

ishimaruskinkyboots:

the millenium baseball bat

Gonna beat your ass to the Shadow Realm.

alicethedragonvalkyrie:

ishimaruskinkyboots:

the millenium baseball bat

Gonna beat your ass to the Shadow Realm.

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

iguessnosleep:

YO SQUIDWARD USE YOUR FRIGGIN IMAGINATION

iguessnosleep:

YO SQUIDWARD USE YOUR FRIGGIN IMAGINATION

antibenz:

If you woke up this morning and thought “I need a gif of Reggie Fils-Aime preparing his pancakes” well I have you covered buddy.

antibenz:

If you woke up this morning and thought “I need a gif of Reggie Fils-Aime preparing his pancakes” well I have you covered buddy.

rotatingfloor:

actualluigi:

ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is

its bread

rotatingfloor:

actualluigi:

ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is

its bread